Eminem - Ass Like That

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The way you shake it, I can't believe it

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing



I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true

I ain't never seen an ass like that

The way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing



The way she moves she's like a belly dancer

She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I

Think someones at the door

But I don't think I'm gonna answer

Police saying freeze

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freezeğ

Please, I'm a human being, I have needs

I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing

I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer

I'm already on my knees

I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me

And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go

Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive

For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet

I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it



[Chorus]



Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'

Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that

Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes

Doing, doing, doing



Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome

Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums

I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn

Police saying freeze

Doing doing doing

What do you mean freezeğ

Geez, I just got my seat

I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped

Please do not remove me from this movie theater please

I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene

I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene

And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG

Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free

Free, yes, free, right back on the streets

What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busyğ

I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man

And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand



[Chorus]



Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so

I ain't never seen a butt like that

Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing



The way she moves she dances like a go-go

In that video she sings get out you bozo

I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo

Police saying freeze

Doing, doing, doing

What do you mean freezeğ

My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch

I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these

Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee

On the radio, but I think I did

Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd

I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick

Get to the chopper, everybody get out

I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down



[Chorus]



So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me pleaseğ

I ain't never seen an ass like that

Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go

Doing, doing, doing



Fuck is wrong with youğ (ha!)