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Alice Cooper



Alice Cooper Goes To Hell



I'm The Coolest





You know I'm the coolest



That's ever come around



You'll notice things get hotter



whenever I'm in town



I mean I gotta be the coolest



who else could it be?



Everybody knows who's really cool



Me



Let's face it, I'm the greatest



I'm Mr. Number One



My hometown built a statue



To their favorite son



I mean I gotta be the greatest



I'm just a ball of fun



I mean I'm definitely the greatest



I'm also the coolest



You can't leave a package like me



Sitting on no shelf



Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny



I'm gonna save a little for myself



Baby, come over here a minute



Who is the coolest?



I mean how do I look?



Yea.



You can't leave a package like me



Sitting on no shelf



Let me tell you I'm so cool sonny



I'm gonna save a little for myself



You know the day I was born



There were these four dudes up on a hill



They said they saw this star



Hanging out over town



And the whole world seemed to stand still



It made the Sunday papers



I guess it proves for sure



I am the coolest



I am the greatest



I am the baddest



I am the smoothest



I'm just the best



Sand dancer come on



Ah yea



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