[bluemoon24]

Damned



Unknown



Burlgar





Here we go now!







I'm a villan i'm a rogue







I'll nick your wallet or garden gnome







I'm a burglar i'm a cad







An open window i'm in your home















I'll have your tools or kiddies toys







And i'm not safe - a joy of joys







I'll be the gasman or a toad







I'll have your telly or garden hose















While i'm scoping in the dark







I'll strap your dog so he won't bark







I won't disturb your only dreams







But if you wake up there's no screams















I'll nick anything removable







From the qe2 to the toilet paper in the houses of parliment







I'll even have the milk off your doorstep







Or the skin off a baby seals back















'cause i'm a real villan (Arkaplanda çalan)















I'll steal the paper or the milk







Or warn your neighbours or the bill







I'm a stealer i'm a crook







Read about me in mich's book















Burglary is a life for me







Burglary is a life for me







People say that crime don't pay







I drink champagne every day















And the good lord said 'thou shall not steal'







There is only one path and that is the straight and narrow







It's a bit too bleeding straight and a bit too narrow for my liking















Ok gov it's a fair cop







Throw on the bracelets







Chink chink oh god i'm nicked















I sentence you to six months...







Take him away