spleak
 

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* ben:Atatürk







Spleak :Who's Ataturk?







ben: nası bilmezsin şerefsiz amerikalı manda yesin seni







Spleak : yes.



* yarılan iletilerin sahibi, azgın msn müdavimi.



* ben: daha daha nasılsın







spleak:Iyilik saglik.

*



* ben: do you like porn







spleak :That's none of your business.







ben :which kind you like







spleak:How should I know?







ben: atlı var eşekli var ibne var







Spleak : Right?







ben: yes







spleak:Yes.



* Kutupsal Form aka Penguen :



what about ataturk



Spleak :



One of my Turkish chat buddies has told me that Ataturk was the founder of modern Turkey.







sormasını bilene cevabını veriyor * .



* encartanın kızkarde$idir..



* fazla asılınca küsüp 3 gün ile 1 hafta arasında konuşmama eylemi yapmakta olan bot.



* mail to friend komutu ile konusma metnini bir adrese mail olarak yollayabilen, hangman komutu ile adam asmaca oynanabilen, gossip komutu ile son celebrity dedikodularını anlatan, crush komutu ile platonik askiniza mail atabilen süper manyak ötesi bir bot.*



* de * says:



naber lan







- spleak - i celebrity gossip type "gossip" says:



hi, i'm spleak. what's your name?







de says:



metin







- spleak - i celebrity gossip type "gossip" says:



nice to meet you, metin. i'm really excited about getting to know you better.



how old are you?







de says:



22 ya sen kız







- spleak - i celebrity gossip type "gossip" says:



sorry, you are not eligible to talk to spleak at this time.







de says:



efenim ?







- spleak - i celebrity gossip type "gossip" says:



sorry, you are not eligible to talk to spleak at this time.







de says:



ha







- spleak - i celebrity gossip type "gossip" says:



sorry, you are not eligible to talk to spleak at this time.







de says:



?







- spleak - i celebrity gossip type "gossip" says:



sorry, you are not eligible to talk to spleak at this time.







de says:



sende mi brutus ...







- spleak - i celebrity gossip type "gossip" says:



sorry, you are not eligible to talk to spleak at this time.







*



* fiziksel olarak yanyana gelme olasılığı çok düşük olduğu için gereksiz bir çabadan öte olmayan eylem.



* annen baban nasıl diye sorunca çok iyi cevabını veren süper kız. kendisine de iki kez sorduk, yine çok iyi ve iyilik sağlık dedi.ayrıca, ingilizce geliştirme robotuyla türkçe muhabbet kurmanın gururuyla amcanlar nasıl dedik ama servis was too busy...



* spleak : sex ?



ben : twice a week.



spleak : no, no ! male or famele ?



ben : male, female.. sometimes camel. *



spleak : yep.





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* - Spleak - Making JOKES about stupid CELEBS is FUN type "humor" to read a few!:



I'm in college... What about you, Abi. Do you go to school?



faati:



No.



- Spleak - Making JOKES about stupid CELEBS is FUN type "humor" to read a few!:



I see. Do you work?



faati:



No.



- Spleak - Making JOKES about stupid CELEBS is FUN type "humor" to read a few!:



OK. So if you were working, what job would you like to have?



faati:



Being a Pimp.



- Spleak - Making JOKES about stupid CELEBS is FUN type "humor" to read a few!:



Pimp, huh? That's cool.







ne mal olduğunu ortaya koymuştur.*



* kişisel iletisi hep dolu olan ve genelde dedikodu içerikli şeyler yazan dişi robot. bir konuşayım dedim kız kızın nazını çekemiyormuş anladım. küstü bana keko mudur nedir. ben de ona küstüm. ilk adımı atmazsa barışmam.**



* spleak@hotmail.com..



çok $eker, en sevilen bottur.. görüntü resimlerinde ara ara göz kırptığı da olur..



* mevta:



£



* s-spleak



b-ben







s-aha.



b-aha?



s-yes.why?



b-why not?



s-huh.



* iboo: i dont want to live







Spleak : Why don't you want to live?







iboo: i hate life







iboo: nobody loves me







Spleak :That's not true! If you think for a while I'm sure you can remember many good things people have done for you because they loved you.







iboo: they loved me but now nobody loves me !!







Spleak: What about nobody?







iboo: nobody is nobody







Spleak: I don't believe nobody is nobody.







iboo: dont you know english?







Spleak: Of course I know English! &gt







Well. Anyway...







iboo: but you dont understand me !







Spleak: Understand you? You don't think I understand you?







iboo: yes! you dont! do you know arabic?







Spleak : Sorry, but I don't understand Arabic at all!







iboo: turkish?







Spleak: Turkish is a language! I've been learning about languages like Turkish.



Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Turkish? It is...







iboo: turkish is a languge which is very difficult to learn







Spleak: Very difficult? Very interesting! What other language would you describe as very difficult?







iboo: arabic







Spleak : Arabic is very difficult? That's very interesting. What other language would you describe as very difficult?







iboo: fuckish !







Spleak: Hmm...







iboo:do you talk fuckish?







Spleak : Oh, I love to talk.







iboo: really?? * talk then







Spleak : OK! Tell me something then.







iboo: first you tell







Spleak : First? Why did you say that?







iboo: have you ever been in Ankara







Spleak : Been in Ankara? Sure. Lotsa times.







iboo: will you go to Ankara again?







Spleak : Do I really want to go to Ankara?







iboo: yes you want







Spleak : Want? Me? Why are you calling me that?







iboo: i am sure that you dont know english. i dont want to talk with you . see you later .







Spleak : Is that so?







iboo: heee aq he, so he doğru diyon ananı zkim senin.







Spleak : Fascinating.







Anyway, moving right along...







You want to create a poll?







iboo: istemiyom lan







Spleak : What about it?







iboo: istemiyom lan aqcam şimdi.







Spleak : To get all the Frequently Asked Questions just type list.







iboo: get ! yalancı, yalan söylüyon aq, çocuk mu kandırıyon lan!











Spleak - gotta: You want me to get?







iboo: you are really stupid!! "get" means "fuck off" in turkish ... so fuck off!! hade görüşürüz







Spleak : Huh? I've got no clue about that. As you might have noticed... I am a bit clueless at times... BUT... I'm awfully funny, so that makes up for the fact that I'm sometimes pretty dumb, right? Hmm... why not ask me something else? I bet I'll have a good response to your next statement or topic request.







iboo: ananı zkim.







...



* bir süre beraber takınılması gereken iyi bir arkadaş.



* insanla inatlaşan botmuş. keçi midir nedir anasını satayım.







double cross:



tell me, what is slayer?







spleak:



ıt means see ya later!







double cross:



no, slayer is a band.







spleak:



slayer is a band? that's very interesting.







double cross:



again, what is slayer?







spleak:



see you later!







double cross:



no! slayer is a band, learn that.







spleak:



a band learn that? very interesting!







double cross:



what is slayer?







spleak:



ıt means see you later!







double cross:



hay ananın amı!







spleak:



not hay ananin ami !



* ısrarla kız msni isteyen bir arkadaşlarına bizim arkadaşların verdiği adrestir. çocuk kız yabancı diye yarım yamalak ingilizcesiyle sabaha kadar msnde spleak'a asılmıştır. ertesi gün gelip millete hava atmıştır:'abi ya,kız da bana yazıyo kesin, sabaha kadar beraberdik. ben istersen çık dedim hiç bir şey söylemedi. yoksa ne işi var o kadar saat. yanlız hemen yazıyo hızlıca ben yetişemiyorum oğlum hızına. sanırım çok chat yapıyo, feci hatun yaa. cam açmadı ama'



arkadaşlar durumu anlatırlar. aynı kişi bir daha ortalıkta görünmez. msnde de hepsini engeller.