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* iboo: i dont want to live







Spleak : Why don't you want to live?







iboo: i hate life







iboo: nobody loves me







Spleak :That's not true! If you think for a while I'm sure you can remember many good things people have done for you because they loved you.







iboo: they loved me but now nobody loves me !!







Spleak: What about nobody?







iboo: nobody is nobody







Spleak: I don't believe nobody is nobody.







iboo: dont you know english?







Spleak: Of course I know English! &gt







Well. Anyway...







iboo: but you dont understand me !







Spleak: Understand you? You don't think I understand you?







iboo: yes! you dont! do you know arabic?







Spleak : Sorry, but I don't understand Arabic at all!







iboo: turkish?







Spleak: Turkish is a language! I've been learning about languages like Turkish.



Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Turkish? It is...







iboo: turkish is a languge which is very difficult to learn







Spleak: Very difficult? Very interesting! What other language would you describe as very difficult?







iboo: arabic







Spleak : Arabic is very difficult? That's very interesting. What other language would you describe as very difficult?







iboo: fuckish !







Spleak: Hmm...







iboo:do you talk fuckish?







Spleak : Oh, I love to talk.







iboo: really?? * talk then







Spleak : OK! Tell me something then.







iboo: first you tell







Spleak : First? Why did you say that?







iboo: have you ever been in Ankara







Spleak : Been in Ankara? Sure. Lotsa times.







iboo: will you go to Ankara again?







Spleak : Do I really want to go to Ankara?







iboo: yes you want







Spleak : Want? Me? Why are you calling me that?







iboo: i am sure that you dont know english. i dont want to talk with you . see you later .







Spleak : Is that so?







iboo: heee aq he, so he doğru diyon ananı zkim senin.







Spleak : Fascinating.







Anyway, moving right along...







You want to create a poll?







iboo: istemiyom lan







Spleak : What about it?







iboo: istemiyom lan aqcam şimdi.







Spleak : To get all the Frequently Asked Questions just type list.







iboo: get ! yalancı, yalan söylüyon aq, çocuk mu kandırıyon lan!











Spleak - gotta: You want me to get?







iboo: you are really stupid!! "get" means "fuck off" in turkish ... so fuck off!! hade görüşürüz







Spleak : Huh? I've got no clue about that. As you might have noticed... I am a bit clueless at times... BUT... I'm awfully funny, so that makes up for the fact that I'm sometimes pretty dumb, right? Hmm... why not ask me something else? I bet I'll have a good response to your next statement or topic request.







iboo: ananı zkim.







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